A text conversation between a friend and myself. We were discussing having a girls' night, and taking the Idjit along. The third friend has two little girls, ages two and three years, and my friend Ditzy relayed this little gem:
Ditzy: They're smart pistols. Just like Daniel. Only with blonde hair.
Me: And miniature vaginas.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, these are the things that go through my mind on a daily basis.
Ditzy: They're smart pistols. Just like Daniel. Only with blonde hair.
Me: And miniature vaginas.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, these are the things that go through my mind on a daily basis.
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