Overheard in a conversation on Yahoo Messenger with the lovely NinjaMedic:
NinjaMedic: you know,I just love it when my kids restart the router without telling me
Snarky: Throw a shoe at them
Snarky: lol
NinjaMedic: it just makes my fucking night.
Snarky: Is it sad that I can't wait for Daniel to be big enough to do shit like that?
Snarky: "Why you throwing stuff at me?!"
NinjaMedic: I yelled instead. they said 'oh. sorry'
Snarky: Cuz you're being a little shit head!
NinjaMedic: hahahah!
Snarky: You're just like your father. Now go brew me some coffee.
NinjaMedic: haha!
Snarky: "I'm six, I don't know how to use the coffee maker!"
Snarky: WELL IT'S TIME TO LEARN, BITCH.
I win. NinjaMedic shot coke out of her nose.
Sunday, January 17, 2010
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I don't know that I'd trust my six-year-old with anything that produces scalding liquid.
ReplyDeleteThis is true....
ReplyDeleteUm, why is it that I NEVER see Ninja Medic on Yahoo??
ReplyDeleteI don't know! D: Don't yell at me, talk to her.
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