Overheard in a conversation on Yahoo Messenger with the lovely NinjaMedic:
NinjaMedic: you know,I just love it when my kids restart the router without telling me
Snarky: Throw a shoe at them
NinjaMedic: it just makes my fucking night.
Snarky: Is it sad that I can't wait for Daniel to be big enough to do shit like that?
Snarky: "Why you throwing stuff at me?!"
NinjaMedic: I yelled instead. they said 'oh. sorry'
Snarky: Cuz you're being a little shit head!
Snarky: You're just like your father. Now go brew me some coffee.
Snarky: "I'm six, I don't know how to use the coffee maker!"
Snarky: WELL IT'S TIME TO LEARN, BITCH.
I win. NinjaMedic shot coke out of her nose.